Cruisin’ and snoozin’

Here’s an old man passed out in a La-Z-Boy recliner… cruisin’ and snoozin’ in the back of this speeding truck. Man, he is zonked out. Funny video… but still completely stupid that somebody actually did this. However, I do like it when the driver flips the bird. Haha. Enjoy.

So wrong, yet SO right.

Take a look at this BEAST:

I can’t lie… I think it looks like It’d be super good. I also think I could only handle a couple of bites. Some fast food restaurant (that we don’t have in Oklahoma) called Friendly’s has added it to their menu. Man… what havoc could a sandwich like this wreak on your system? Here’s the nutritional info:

Pretty disgusting… is it wrong that I still want a bite?

Pointless… and I want it.

The Who-Tall-Are-You mirror lists the height of several different celebrities so when you’re bored… or procrastinating (aren’t we all??)… you can make the comparisons! Completely pointless, and completely awesome.

Guess what loves? I have a birthday coming up in August… buy it for me? 😉

http://www.suck.uk.com/product.php?rangeID=94

Buy me these!

Doe Eyed Design just came up with this kitchen art set. They look so fun. I think the apples are my favorite.

So fun :]

First 3D porn movie, on its way

This summer Tinto Brass is scheduled to work on the world’s first ever 3D pornographic production. (oh snap).

“Brass plans to ‘revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans, and go from there,’  something which sounds distinctly like a revisiting of his notorious 1979 film Caligula…”

Crazy! On another note, George Lucas is also thinking about re-releasing all the Star Wars films in 3D. Sounds pretty sweet to me.

Sharky Tea Infuser

I can’t confirm if it’s real or conceptual, but it is badass. I don’t even like tea but, if this is real, I would definitely drink it just for its awesomeness.

Succeed.

STUPID.

Really??

I don’t have to say anything. It says it itself.

But, to further appease your amusement, here’s what the manufacturer has to say:

“Trying to find time to catch up on your reading and training? Do both at one time with the Performance Book Caddy! Perfect for all types of reading material. It mounts in seconds to virtually any road, mountain or stationary bike.”

sigh.

UNIKEYS! Your portal to all things magical

I want some! I like the purple one, he (yes, he) looks like he’s having more fun.

Unikey fights! Opening up magical portals! Oh, all the amusement I could see myself getting out of these.

“Once upon a time single-horned ponies were pretty hard to find and could only be caught by unethical means. Now you can snag our UniKeys Unicorn Key Caps merely by paying the modest price, and you won’t even have to feed them.”

Unikeys!

250 lb woman vs. 120 lb woman

Here are the body scans of them, side by side. I’m not sure what kind of scans they used to get a picture so detailed. I just pulled it from boredpanda.

Fairwell lego abode

This full scale lego home was built for the BBC program Toy Stories. The builder had to let them destroy it because he didn’t have the $81,000 needed to dismantle it and rebuild it in another location.

Awe, boooo. I want a lego home.

http://gizmodo.com/5368648/lego-house-gets-destroyedyou-can-cry-now